Tuesday, November 28, 2006

dragged into a new era (doggy necrophilia)

we have a new president

also, i saw a very nasty thing yesterday:

i was walking down the street and two dogs, who had just finished their sexy business, were coming towards me, stuck together. my father has always advised me that i should throw hot water on such dogs in order to scare them into separating.
however, i had no hot water on me. and, the thing about these dogs is that one was totally unresponsive: the female. she was lying on the ground, being dragged down the street by the male dog - attached. it began to seem weird, and when the dogs past, i saw that not only was the female dogs head bumping in accordance with the cobblestone streets, but a trail of blood was following her.

how did this happen?

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